July222014

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

(via avengersassemble-inmypants)

4AM

"Is there no limit to what Stanley won’t notice?"

(Source: gifthetv, via allons-yharkness)

4AM

vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

(Source: lejazzhot, via tomhiddlesun)

4AM
ace-vibez:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

That comment is the only acceptable response to this quote

ace-vibez:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

That comment is the only acceptable response to this quote

(Source: uvmsemba, via tomhiddlesun)

4AM
scruffydemondean:

sleuthhammer:

deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier
omg

the more i look at this the more i am certain that hemsworth is just a cardboard cutout

scruffydemondean:

sleuthhammer:

deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier

omg

the more i look at this the more i am certain that hemsworth is just a cardboard cutout

(via avengersassemble-inmypants)

4AM

exahvier:

Get to know me meme → [2/10] current celebrity crushes → Tom Hiddleston

The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience.

(via avengersassemble-inmypants)

4AM

ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

image

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

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3AM

tommypickles:

this is very important

(Source: unamusedsloth, via tomhiddlesun)

3AM

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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(via mywayward)

3AM
megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

(via avengersassemble-inmypants)

3AM

monobey:

EVIL CHARACTERS GENUINELY CARING FOR SOMEONE

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(via uss-enterpenis)

3AM

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via amazingmckinley)

3AM
dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

no-cas-dats-gay:

'GABRIEL PUT THAT HUMAN DOWN - SO HELP MYSELF'

Gabe that little shit would totally do that :D

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

no-cas-dats-gay:

'GABRIEL PUT THAT HUMAN DOWN - SO HELP MYSELF'

Gabe that little shit would totally do that :D

(Source: unclefather, via loveless-fallen-angel)

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2dslut:

i hope u guys didn’t forget about vajazzle

2dslut:

i hope u guys didn’t forget about vajazzle

(Source: 1-0-8-0-p, via uss-enterpenis)

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